Just found out my rabidly conservative brother is sending me a signed copy of Sarah Palin’s book for Christmas. He’s also sending a copy to my other brother’s wife, who is conservative, but not very political and sweet in real life; I guess he’s doing his part to help with the lagging sales.
In the past, he’s sent me a book by Bill O’Reilly, which I tossed out with the wrapping paper and boxes. I didn’t want to even give the book to Goodwill at the risk of poisoning a potential reader with Billo’s lies and bullshit.
But I have a better plan for this year’s book gift from my Fox-News-victim sibling: The Google tells me that signed copies are going for over $100. But wait … being as I’m a godless pinko commie who will stop at nothing to destroy America, I also see that a copy of SP’s book signed by Tina Fey went at auction for over $2500. So, yep, now my quest is to get Tina to co-sign my book and then auction it and give the money to an abortion rights group here in Oklahoma.
Thanks and Merry Christmas, bro! Keep ’em coming. Also.
Great idea!
Great idea!
The Heartland Institute (I can only imagine they have money to burn to put me on their list) sent me a copy of “The Patriot’s Toolbox”.The paperwork that came with it said I could get up to 100(?) copies to give to friends.Wish If I can find the paperwork I’ll forward the address.We’ll have plenty of fire-starter material and cost their backers some. If we were to forward it enough it may have an impact.
The Heartland Institute (I can only imagine they have money to burn to put me on their list) sent me a copy of “The Patriot’s Toolbox”.The paperwork that came with it said I could get up to 100(?) copies to give to friends.Wish If I can find the paperwork I’ll forward the address.We’ll have plenty of fire-starter material and cost their backers some. If we were to forward it enough it may have an impact.
That is a great idea. Seems like Tina Fey would be into it.
That is a great idea. Seems like Tina Fey would be into it.