Possible future fix for the holiday glut problem

I don’t want to pre-judge history or anything, but you know how all the holidays for notable presidents and civil rights leaders are all scrunched together at the beginning of the year, right after all those other holidays, for religious leaders and man-made counting turnovers?

You know how, in mid-February, everyone is going, “Jeez, another day off??? How’s a person supposed to get any work done around here?”

And everyone (okay, just me probably) is always going, “I need a holiday in August. Why can’t someone born in August do something so great that we shouldn’t have to work in honor of them?”

Barack Obama was born on August 4. I’m just sayin’.