Mean things I could do

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Turns out I’m a big meanie because I won’t open my so-called liberal heart to loving bipartisan accord with Sally Kern and her anti-gay Christian Taliban brigade  (see, I just did it again!).

So I was thinking, what mean things could I do, now that my cover is blown?

How about we distribute the stimulus money, jobs and programs based on how the congressional deleations voted. Ha ha! Imagine the squawks from Inhofe on the Senate floor when that was announced. And Coburn would say “No, no, no! Can I put a hold on that?” The Oklahoman would write a sarcastic editorial about how liberals hate America (okay, they don’t really need to write it, just pull it out of the file), but point out that Carrie Underwood is from Oklahoma, and we should all be so proud.

Speaking of the Gaylord’s personal media projects, I would force them to rename their school to “Gaylord College of Propaganda and Mass Deception.”

Wal-Mart would have to unionize all their employees, and give every woman customer free birth control.

The NRA would have to hold their meetings in the most crime prone area in the chapter’s region.

Jeez, having a black heart is fun. Imagine what I could do if I had actual power or an official platform of some kind, like, oh, I dunno, state representative. I could really make people I don’t like suffer and I wouldn’t even need a rational excuse.

12 thoughts on “Mean things I could do”

  2. Rena Post author

    Dave, I have a reply, but it would be mean to post it publicly, so will send by email.

  5. red s tater

    So what’s wrong with Carrie Underwood and/or Oklahomans being proud of people that come from Oklahoma and end up successful… Or does one need to be “homosexual” to earn such praise?

    BTW- All women that need free birth control can get that already… (without walmart). I have a list of locations at my blog if you are in need… but one question comes to mind…why would the lesbians need free “birth control”… just wondering?

  6. red s tater

    So what’s wrong with Carrie Underwood and/or Oklahomans being proud of people that come from Oklahoma and end up successful… Or does one need to be “homosexual” to earn such praise?

    BTW- All women that need free birth control can get that already… (without walmart). I have a list of locations at my blog if you are in need… but one question comes to mind…why would the lesbians need free “birth control”… just wondering?

  7. Rena Post author

    I didn’t realize I had so many irony-challenged readers.

    The poke was at The Oklahoman, referring to its unprofessional boosterism. CU is a lovely young woman, and I’m sure her parents and community are proud of her, and rightly so.

    Ditto with Wal-Mart. The point was to make them do something they would not want to do, as a “mean” act. But, that’s some fine analytical skills on that one, red, wondering about the lesbian angle and all. I guess they are on your mind a lot. You and Tom Coburn.

  8. Rena Post author

    I didn’t realize I had so many irony-challenged readers.

    The poke was at The Oklahoman, referring to its unprofessional boosterism. CU is a lovely young woman, and I’m sure her parents and community are proud of her, and rightly so.

    Ditto with Wal-Mart. The point was to make them do something they would not want to do, as a “mean” act. But, that’s some fine analytical skills on that one, red, wondering about the lesbian angle and all. I guess they are on your mind a lot. You and Tom Coburn.

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