Keith Olberman referred to this list tonight on his show. So I Googled and found a version, here.
Bitchin’ Bush Ice Cream Flavors
Jay Hazen sent us this list of flavor names supposedly submitted to Ben & Jerry’s for a Bush themed ice cream. Comment with your favorite one or submit your own!
- – Grape Depression
- – The Housing Crunch
- – Abu Grape
- – Cluster Fudge
- – Nut’n Accomplished
- – Good Riddance You Lousy Motherfu***r… Swirl
- – Iraqi Road
- – Chock ‘n Awe
- – WireTapioca
- – Impeach Cobbler
- – Guantanmallow
- – imPeachmint
- – Heck of a Job, Brownie!
- – Neocon Politan
- – RockyRoad to Fascism
- – The Reese’s-cession
- – Cookie D’oh!
- – Nougalar Proliferation
- – Death by Chocolate… and Torture
- – Freedom Vanilla Ice Cream
- – Chocolate Chip On My Shoulder
- – Credit Crunch
- – Mission Pecanplished
- – Country Pumpkin
- – Chunky Monkey in Chief
- – WMDelicious
- – Chocolate Chimp
- – Bloody Sundae
- – Caramel Preemptive Stripe
- – I broke the law and am responsible for the deaths of thousands . . . with nuts
And in comments, these good additions were offered:
- Rotten Apple DeCider
- Choc and Awe (better spelling that above, IMO)
- Credit Bubble Gum
I think my favorite is Abu Grape. That’s some pretty black humor.
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Tough decision there. They’re all so good!
I (heart) Ben and Jerry’s to the core … but have to stay away from the ones with nuts (allergic).
It’s hard for me not to resist Cookie D’oh!
Tough decision there. They’re all so good!
I (heart) Ben and Jerry’s to the core … but have to stay away from the ones with nuts (allergic).
It’s hard for me not to resist Cookie D’oh!