Texans need for speed

Texas is raising the speed limit to 80 mph on some roads because that’s what 85% of drivers are going anyway.

Many Texans are all over this immigration debate, outraged that folks from countries south of us are coming into the US without papers, or “illegally.”

So, I suggest that instead of creating yet more fuel inefficiency (among other disadvantages of faster driving), that these “illegal drivers” be returned home, forced to stay there, have their vehicle taken away, and be stiffly fined.