Open letter to the media

From Stranger at Blah3:
Blah3 – Dear Media: You’ve been played like a ’59 GoldTop. Now what?

Listen up, Rubes. You think that for the past six years you’ve been part of their crowd, but you haven’t. You got suckered, flim-flammed, taken in, jacked, jobbed and jerked around. They took your lunch money. They came in your mouth after promising they wouldn’t.

They used you, and now they want to jail you.