Stephen Colbert was not funny.
Tom DeLay is like Jesus Christ.
No one could have anticipated that the levees would be breached.
We do not torture.
There is no global warming.
There is global warming, but humans didn’t cause it.
Howard Dean can’t raise money.
John F. Kerry is a flip-flopper.
George W. Bush is a decider.
John McCain is a straight-shooter.
Dick Cheney is a sober shooter.
Nobody at the White House knows Jack Abramoff.
The economy is great.
Evolution isn’t supported by the facts.
Diebold voting machines are secure.
Fox News is fair and balanced.
Bill Clinton did it too.
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