Not so mellow — Yellow

Bill in Portland Maine notes a very special anniversary

It’s always yellow. Sunshine yellow. Blinding sundress yellow. Canary yellow. Yellow Elephant yellow. Or as I like to call it…pee-your-pants yellow.

Did you know that there are colors besides yellow? It’s true. There’s “Blue,” which is GUARDED (general risk of terror attacks). And there’s “Green,” which is LOW (low risk of terror attacks). But right now we’re at “Yellow,” which is ELEVATED (significant risk of terror attacks). And, except for a brief moment when we stuck our collective toe into “Orange,” which is HIGH (high risk of terrorist attacks with a 30% chance of showers), we’ve been at yellow every day since the system was put in place.