Ice Cream to scream for

Keith Olberman referred to this list tonight on his show. So I Googled and found a version, here.

Bitchin’ Bush Ice Cream Flavors

Jay Hazen sent us this list of flavor names supposedly submitted to Ben & Jerry’s for a Bush themed ice cream. Comment with your favorite one or submit your own!

• - Grape Depression
• - The Housing Crunch
• - Abu Grape
• - Cluster Fudge
• - Nut’n Accomplished
• - Good Riddance You Lousy Motherfu***r… Swirl
• - Iraqi Road
• - Chock ‘n Awe
• - WireTapioca
• - Impeach Cobbler
• - Guantanmallow
• - imPeachmint
• - Heck of a Job, Brownie!
• - Neocon Politan
• - RockyRoad to Fascism
• - The Reese’s-cession
• - Cookie D’oh!
• - Nougalar Proliferation
• - Death by Chocolate… and Torture
• - Freedom Vanilla Ice Cream
• - Chocolate Chip On My Shoulder
• - Credit Crunch
• - Mission Pecanplished
• - Country Pumpkin
• - Chunky Monkey in Chief
• - WMDelicious
• - Chocolate Chimp
• - Bloody Sundae
• - Caramel Preemptive Stripe
• - I broke the law and am responsible for the deaths of thousands . . . with nuts

And in comments, these good additions were offered:

• Rotten Apple DeCider
• Choc and Awe (better spelling that above, IMO)
• Credit Bubble Gum

I think my favorite is Abu Grape. That’s some pretty black humor.

One Response to “Ice Cream to scream for”

1. sterrapin says:

   February 13, 2009 at 2:26 am

   Tough decision there. They’re all so good!

   I (heart) Ben and Jerry’s to the core … but have to stay away from the ones with nuts (allergic).

   It’s hard for me not to resist Cookie D’oh!